BREAKING NEWS: IT’S OFFICIAL…..HELEN JONES-KELLEY HAS HALITOSIS
Because Ohio Governor, Ted Strickland, has found no wrong-doing, in regards to state employee, Helen Jones-Kelley, looking into Joe The Plumbers Records….
Our team at Chicagoans Against Obama decided to contact one of our friends in Ohio’s State Dental Records Department……to look into Jones-Kelley’s records…
and….just as we suspected…
Her bad breath is permanent…
it’s halitosis…
October 31, 2008 at 2:22 am
Everyone has a skeleton in their closet. Maybe this poor excuse for a state employee has a son on dope, or she is secretly gay (could bother her family), her husband is in prison for child rape, her daughter has four children in foster care (child abuse), her 2005 taxes were never paid, her home has rats, her mother is in a nursing home and has not been visited in 7 months (the drive across town is too time consuming), and her HIV is not full-blown yet, so there is no reason to tell her companion Lilly. Too bad no one has her SS #, her telephone, her address, her medical records, her children’s police records, and her DUI reports. Nuff said. She should be ashamed and she should have been reprimanded. The state of OHIO is a bad place for doing what is right. Joe the Plumber should move his family to a nicer state.
October 31, 2008 at 2:24 am
If you really had a “friend” look into Helen Jones-Kelley’s records, you’ve made clear the content of YOUR character. All your credibility is lost till you earn it back.
It’s clear you are among those who are dragging this country down.
Jack
October 31, 2008 at 2:26 am
jack….get a sense of humor homeboy…
why can’t obama supporters understand irony….
is it b/c you’re still in junior high…or is it because you are miserable…
October 31, 2008 at 2:50 am
Kelly, like many of the 90% of blacks in America who are voting for nobama, don’t care what he has done wrong or what he will do wrong in the future. They are voting for him because he is black – and while white people are falling over themselves trying to prove how unracist they are, many black people are busy hating, laughing at, and taking advantage of the naive “whitey”. Don’t you recognize racism when it is staring you in the face? Do you think that only white people can be racist?
Wake up America!!!
October 31, 2008 at 3:12 am
I love you Ray! you literally made me laugh out loud… I appreciate all you do. I ran across your site when I was so disturbed by Obama that I wondered what Chicago thought of him.. I am thankful for all of the information you have provided and visit the site daily. No matter how this turns out for us in the end, please keep this up so we can all continue the fight together….
October 31, 2008 at 4:39 am
Everyone please just give the poor woman a break. It was probably one of her minions that dis the snooping. As a highly paid state employee it’s doubtful that she can type or read.
October 31, 2008 at 2:40 pm
Haha! Well, that would make even lesser standards than over here.Over here civil servants must at least be able to read OR write
Seriously though, this is appalling. Given the massive voter-registration fraud, the voter fraud (by Obama campaign types!) abusing the lack of checks on ‘temporary citizens, the ‘register a bench in the park as a home-adress’ ruling of an Ohio judge, the refusal of Brunner to fix this, all make Ohio a total joke. Can’t W not just suspend the election in Ohio? primaries are held at different dates , too.
October 31, 2008 at 2:46 pm
Didn’t think the main stream media had legs; but they hi-tailed it up to Alaska in two seconds to uncover “important” news about Gov. Palin’s wardrobe; they were able to quickly intensively research Joe the Plumber, a citizen whose only fault was to be standing in his drive when THE CHOSEN ONE, BARACK ONE, stepped onto it and Joe dared to ask him a question. Even if this Ohio woman found something, why did the MSM think it important news to report it? They didn’t think it was newsworthy to tell us about Tony Rezko, Rev. Wright, Bill Ayers, Rashid Khalidi up front – they did it only with persistent prodding by Fox News, Sean Hannity and some others who uncovered IMPORTANT STORIES ABOUT OBAMA. Yet the media continues to cover up and lie for THE CHOSEN ONE. Obama is not running against Sarah Palin, Joe the Plumber, or anyone but John McCain, but since he has no accomplishments and has so many questionable friends and associates, he must continually shift the dialogue to issues of non-importance.
October 31, 2008 at 3:32 pm
Hey Ray,
Point taken. I’m miserable because I’ve been reading all the conspiracy theories that are so pervasive about both parties and it’s been getting me down. I’ve always had higher hopes for the country. I’ll leave you kids to play now.
Yea, yea, I know, here come the rotten tomatoes. Forbid anyone actually raise the bar.
October 31, 2008 at 3:56 pm
angrynana, you forgot about lost Obama’s uncle who was evicted from his slum in South Boston, for da back rent. (Check it out was an article in the Times of London) My sources tell me he has halitious too. If some one could get a swab of white shit from the corners of HJK mouth and Obammy uncle we could check DNA, for the relationship. Don’t forget to wear the haz-mat suit. Google Obamas family tree for a good laugh.
Does anyone have Bill Ayers adress
October 31, 2008 at 4:13 pm
How will it smell at the Obama victory party in Grant Park?, LIKE ASS, ROTTEN GARBAGE, A DIRTY FISHBOWL OR ANY COMBINATION OF THE ABOVE?
October 31, 2008 at 4:14 pm
Hey Jack,
No rotten tomatoes, keep your head up. Speaking for myself, I probably disagree with you on worldviews or political philosophies, wouldn’t know unless you shared them but I tend to respond to attacks in kind. I’d never down anyone who wanted to engage in a civil dialogue. Like you, I’m trying to sift through what is real and what is not. Hey we’re four days away from the election and the rotten tomatoes are flyin’ fast and furious in both directions, so keep your head, it’ll be over soon enough.
“I’ve always had higher hopes for the country.”
There’s a lot of us like this out there, Jack. My philosophy, regardless of how this election turns out, is to keep up on the good faith and it’ll see us through the worst of things and help us to strive for the best of things.
You then said further;
“Yea, yea, I know, here come the rotten tomatoes. Forbid anyone actually raise the bar.”
Believe it or not, to me, this statement DOES raise the bar. It demonstrates a frustrated intellect that is trying to find the truth of the matter.
I salute you for that and wish you the best on your journey to find that truth.
Peace.
October 31, 2008 at 4:30 pm
dAVID THATS THE FUNNIEST THING i’VE HEARD THIS POLITICAL SEASON
“AS a HIGHLY PAID STATE EMPLOYEE…..”LETS keep THIS CONVERSATION GOING. If you take the words OBAMA-Biden and extract the letters d-e-m-o-n and a-b-b-i-a leaving no letters remaining,(abbia means African game of chance) So on Nov 4, we are taking an African game of chance with a demon. I’m just sayin.
October 31, 2008 at 8:49 pm
The email address for bad breath is http://www.jfs.ohio.gov/feedback
November 1, 2008 at 12:22 am
Ray,
Another winner…I laughed so hard I couldn’t vote on any of the choices you offerred…I don’t know why the LEFT does not have a sense of humor. I think it is the misery factor. And the reactionary position they so naturally take. I think deep down they know they cannot compete, and that is why they need the “fairness doctrine”. I also love their use of words…like “pro choice”….almost sounds honorable. Choice. Of course it’s a choice…all sin is a choice, that’s why it’s a sin. Anyway, keep it up..We all appreciate your work.
November 1, 2008 at 12:24 am
…one more choice for the voting on the halitosis, (4) wonder how the government can pay for their halitosis treatment and all the harm it has done them over the years, psychological and other-wise.
November 1, 2008 at 2:06 am
I’m waiting for Griff Jenkins or Jesse Watters of Fox to try and interview her. I’ll bet “The O’Reilly Factor” will feature such come Monday. Mention was made on Thursday’s show of going to talk to her. Her actions are akin to what Nixon and J. Edgar Hoover allegedly did in the early Seventies.
November 1, 2008 at 5:27 am
I justwanted to thank you all OHIOANS… I cannot even stand the thought of that creep who is not an AMERICAN running or trying to run OUR COUNTRY… Thank you for the great ad, I appreciate it very much… I am a TRUE RED BLOODED AMERICAN and 1/4 American Indian so here first even and I cannot stand the thought of that creep even living here myself… Sincerely, Marsha
November 1, 2008 at 5:49 am
This women should be in jail. What she did was against the law. That is really scary that someone in government can investigate you and pry into your private life all because her thug canidate got caught tell the truth for once. She gave a donation to Obama so HUMMMMM I wonder who she is for and supporting? If she gets away with this none of us will be safe.
November 1, 2008 at 5:51 am
It seems there is alot of breaking the law in Ohio. I guess because the government in Ohio is stupid they think the rest of the country is stupid. This is not political. Are you kidding me. They do not go in and investigate Joe until Obama gets caught telling the truth for once. I hope this bit– goes to jail because that is where she belongs and maybe with all of Obama’s illegal foreign donations he will be right in there with her.
November 1, 2008 at 1:02 pm
Its offical (AP Wire) Obama’s Aunti Zeituni, the one living in PUBLIC HOUSING in S. Boston, is here illegally. She was told by INS to leave the country but refused. Althought we cannot independly confirm this, high placed sources tell us that for a brief time she did modeling on a syrup bottle, to supply her 1/2 husbands fortified wine and meth habit. During the interview with the INS it was reported that she became so incoherant she started ranting to her 1/2 husband, that Ms Cleo (the convicted late night snake oil salesperson) would take care of him when she was sent to Guantanimo for further questioning.
November 1, 2008 at 1:18 pm
Bet if they keep looking into obammy they will find out he’s related to Ms Cleo….Call Daw the bounty hunter!
November 9, 2008 at 5:12 pm
Why on earth is any pro-obama note listed on these websites, their not allowing our notes on newsmedia groups, get these fools off, the only CHANGE THEY ARE GOING TO SEE IS LESS IN THEIR POCKETS AND MORE IN HIS!!!! Okay you voted a black man into office, but is it worth your soul? God thought you knew abortion was killing unborn children, now your going to have to get him out and wait for a real brother.
Do you know he created the scam loans that took your home and he bought the office, now Russia and Germany are laughing their heads off knowing they are richer than Oprah, do your history this guy wants to take us out like the Aztecs.
He has spit in the face of any soldier that has ever died for this country.
THATS CALLED TYRANNY AND ANARCHY!!!!!
November 9, 2008 at 10:33 pm
Has anyone noticed http://www.islamicstateofamerica.com
November 9, 2008 at 10:38 pm
maybe we deserve punishment for all those millions of innocent babies America has murderd.
makes Hitler look like an angel.
End abortion.
I knew you before you were born and I knit you in your mothers womb.
God
google it!!!!
November 10, 2008 at 1:59 am
Tammy, thank you for the link for:
http://www.islamicstateofamerica.com/
I will share it with others too.
Does anyone at CAO know more about these folks?
Education in key!!!
November 10, 2008 at 7:26 pm
ALOT OF BLACKS DO NOT WANT OBAMAZTECA, AND REMEMBER A BROTHER OR A SISTER FOLLOWS GOD!!!! IS A CHILD OF GODS!!!!
HOLDS JESUS AS BROTHER, AFRICAN-AMERICANS HAVE FOUGHT FOR FREEDOM AND NOW ARE ENSLAVING THEMSELVES.
END INFANT GENOCIDE NOW!!!
November 10, 2008 at 7:33 pm
LOOK AT THE STATS, AMERICANS VOTED 98% CONSERV. AND WE SEE 86% ELECTORAL PRO DEM, WHO ARE THESE ELECTORAL COLLEGE THAT GOT PAID OFF LIKE THE REST OF THE MEDIA; BOYCOTT ALL RACIAL PROMOTING, ONE SIDED, BIASED MEDIA AND BUSINESSES, NOW!!!!!!
November 11, 2008 at 10:37 am
Tammy and livin4himinWA, you are so right. Let’s keep it up…
November 12, 2008 at 3:11 pm
Get over it, America voted and you lost!!!!
November 12, 2008 at 9:57 pm
Patrick,
It’s called DISSENT, deal with it.
November 20, 2008 at 11:22 pm
Civil suit material for invasion of privacy and depending on who she talked to about it there could be damages. Get an attorney, file suit and subpeona phone, email and text messages. I would own her house and it doesn’t matter what the governor of Ohio says about wrong-doing or not, its a matter of the compiled legal code.
November 21, 2008 at 12:16 am
This is a hate filled site full of so called true blooded americans but the fact is it is time the someone other than the old boy network ran this country. You already have it out for him only because he is black and you can’t stand it can you???? You Racist Fags, who passed on this country from a bunch of thiefs, murders, liars, and minipulaters. The fact is anyone who is not white and trying to run for office you are affaid of get over it you lost this time!!! It was bound to happen! People got tired of the same old boy bull you have been doing for the last 400 years! Ha!! And to the 1/4 quarter Indian don’t think the 1/4 of you is happy someone else won????????????? I think so.
November 22, 2008 at 3:45 am
I’m a life-long Ohioan happy to have found Chicago Against Obama via Google News and Helen-Jones-Kelley.
Ohio is a great place to live, well most parts, outside of Cleveland and Columbus. But those two places seem to supply the votes to put people like Strickland, Obama, and trench-minion H-J-K in office.
Todd’s right. First thought I had about H-J-K was mega lawsuit. The story only begins with her, follow it to see who else is involved. Same deal with the son of a democrat mucky-muck who hacked Palin’s e-mail account. Another thought was here we go again, rehash of Clinton with things like Whitewater and Vince Foster, this time with Obama.
Now look at all the Clinton retreads Obama is picking for Cabinet posts. Gees, everyone who isn’t creeped out by Obama should be studied for medical research — MRI scans, their genome mapped. Would provide much useful data to determine origins of cancer and Alzheimer’s.
December 18, 2008 at 8:49 pm
Such faculties clearly indicate her perfect qualifications for candidate-in-waiting for post of Deputy and/or executive assistant to such deputy in the Federal OCSE.
Most certainly, the very Honorable David Gray Ross would find such initiative and mode of operandi worthy of praise and political accolades.
I mean, we already know that those who “think outside the box” have a way of “getting things done” within our more enlightened and liberated realms of “civil governance.”
With sincerity of expression, good-will and concern,
– just adad
October 15, 2009 at 6:07 pm
sorry is there no cure 4 halitosis.